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Tuesday, December 24, 2013

FILM REVIEWS: 42

Before I get into this review, I want to say that it was a really important thing to make a movie about Jackie Robinson. The entire anti-segregation movement was an unparalleled moment in American history where people stood up against redneck hicks and started to push back old white people whose grandpas had fought for the Confederates during the Civil War. That said, 42 is pretty one-dimensional. I've always said that a great movie needs a great villain, and this simply didn't have that. It's the same problem I had with the aforementioned Django Unchained, which made its villains so repulsive that the audience gets some really weird thrills out of seeing their heads get blown off.

Clearly, 42 didn't have any head-blowing-off-ness (but I would like to see Tarantino's version of the story). What it did have was 120 minutes of feel-good moments where Robinson steals bases, hits home runs, and laughs in racists hick's faces. And it's a LOT less interesting than it sounds. After watching virtually two hours of the same set of scenes OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, there is literally not an ounce of suspense.

This movie could have had great moments, where Robinson is attacked outside of the baseball park by racists, or where his wife actually has some DOUBTS about what he's doing, instead of being an emotionless prop who does nothing but give little motivational speeches every ten minutes. But that's just not the kind of film it was. It's a PG-13 movie about a much heavier subject. It was canned, corny, and featured some incredibly crappy acting from some of the supporting cast.



Of course, Harrison Ford and Alan Tudyk don't fall into that category. It was good to see Ford playing the old guy he really is instead of riding horses, fighting aliens and Russians, and teaming up with Shiia Lebouf. Plus, Alan Tudyk (who Firefly fans will remember as Hoban Washburn) plays the racist coach for the Philadelphia Phillies. Which is really interesting to watch, seeing as he's married to a black woman in Firefly... actually, go watch that show instead of this movie. It's better.

In short, 42 was entertaining enough, but a story like this deserves better treatment. Hard to believe that the man who once wrote the screenplays for LA Confidential and Salt directed this Disney-like feel-good movie. How the mighty have fallen. On the plus side, Chadwick Boseman is perfectly cast as Jackie Robinson. If only the other actors had put in as much effort as he did.

This movie has some really great aspects, but most of it is bogged down by the treacly and sentimental treatment given to it, and the story is done a great disservice. All of the characters feel hollow and emotionless, not to mention that most of the movie is decidedly unmemorable. I understand that fans of baseball or black history will appreciate what this film is trying to do, but it just doesn't do the story of Jackie Robinson justice. It's a bland, unfeeling, and occasionally inept film that follows a predictable story arc and features some of the worst dialogue ever written. Bottom line: If you liked August Rush, you'll love this.

Final score for 42? I'll be generous and give it 4/10 stars. Unless you're a baseball fan, this isn't really a must-see film. And I'm sure I'll get flak from people who say that it's an important Civil Rights movie, but seriously? We're making movies about Jackie Robinson and not Rosa Parks or MLK? It's like Robinson himself says in the film-- "I'm just a ballplayer."

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

HORROR WEEK: Tucker & Dale VS Evil

Most people (elitist cinema snobs) will write off Tucker & Dale as a typically stupid, loud, and gory comedy with not much to it. And to be honest, I felt like it was going to be just that. Fortunately, I was proven wrong, as this film is not just about mayhem and cheap laughs, but has a very sweet, pleasant, and (dare I say it) heartwarming pair as its central characters. It's original, funny, and genuinely a lovable film, reminiscent of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost's collaborations. If Shaun of the Dead redefined the zombie genre, this definitely did it for killer hillbillies.


Tucker & Dale VS Evil is the story of two harmless and simple country folk who, through a series of horrible accidents, are blamed by a group of college kids for the murder of their friends. After seeing one of the kids fall from a rock into a lake and hit her head, Tucker and Dale bring her back to their vacation cabin (which is basically a piece of crap, but it's a mansion to them). Dale falls for her and helps her get better, but in the meantime, the kids think that they abducted her. They then attempt to get her back, resulting in a series of gory and hilarious mishaps that send them flying into woodchippers, impaling themselves on sticks, and shooting themselves in the face.


This premise isn't exactly Oscar material, but it's certainly fun to watch, and I can imagine that it would be even more fun for fans of the horror genre. Telling a classic campfire story from the perspective of the 'villains' is the next logical step in making horror films, as they seem to have run out of any other ideas. Fortunately, Tucker & Dale VS Evil resists any attempt at taking itself seriously, resulting in great spoof material and a lot of over-the-top fun. Tyler Labine is great as Dale, the hapless yet kind goofball who falls head over heels for the college girl, and Alan Tudyk is great as Tucker. Then again, any movie with a former Firefly star will win bonus points from me. HE IS A LEAF ON THE WIND, MOTHERFUCKERS!



The movie does get a tad repetitive when it comes to the college kid's dialogue, but that's probably on purpose. "It's gonna be us or them!" kind of gets old after hearing it fifteen times, but as a riff on typically bland and generic horror movie dialogue, it works great. The writers have also upped the number of kids from the usual horror movie count of five to a grand total of eleven, resulting in plenty of spare characters to kill off in various fun and disgusting ways, including but not limited to: A weed whacker to the face, an exploding hillbilly house (spoilers! Oops), and chamomile tea. Don't ask... just watch it.


As is with all horror spoofs, it has its fair share of blood and guts gratuitously spilling everywhere, which will undoubtedly dissuade those who don't know what to expect. But for those of us who can appreciate a good horror/comedy, this is some enjoyably ridiculous and awesome shit. All the performances are admirable, the story is ludicrous yet compelling, and most importantly: The characters are well-developed. Even I, a stuck-up Bay Area resident who looks down his nose at hillbillies, was rooting 110% for these two to come out of everything okay. And THAT is a real cinematic feat.

Final Score for Tucker & Dale VS Evil: 7/10 stars. It doesn't try to be revolutionary, but it doesn't really have to be. It's just an awesome, hilarious, and epic story of two lovable rednecks and the preppy college girl who loved them (fuck, spoilers again). Turn off the uppity critic inside of you, relax back with your Pabst Blue Ribbon and overalls, and have yourself a good old-fashioned hick time.